The Force hits Snooze (AKA, the Re-Awakening Again: Part III)

I've been thinking about resurrecting this blog.  It seems like a perfect time, considering how many things from the past are coming back to prominence of late.  The top movies of the previous year were a Mad Max, a Jurassic Park, and a Star Wars, after all...

Also, I'm pretty sure nobody checks up on this anymore, so I'm free to write out my nefarious plots and thoughts with utter impunity and no fear of repercussions.  Hear that, mostly ambivalent internet that doesn't know this blog exists?!  Doom is at hand.

One more thing.  All posts prior to this one are no longer canon.