Friday, January 28, 2011

Man or Machine

Nobody was aware, but from about two days after my last blog, to about an hour ago, I was stuck in deep space. Filling in for me was a fairly life-like android with unfortunately sub-par blogging ability. (Meaning, he was slightly better at it than me, but I didn't want to give him any ideas about making this situation permanent.) He lacked the pretension/ego-centrism subroutine required to make regular updates, so I gave up my life in the stars to return and set things right.

And that is why it has been so long since I last put anything up on this dusty, cobwebbed corner of the internet. Now that I've returned, expect a staggering increase in posts. I'm talking two, maybe THREE before the end of 2011.

This post is not to be confused with similar incidents from my childhood resulting in lost homework, though I maintain that those were just as true.